tomorrow I'll unwillingly head back to school.

only three weeks left now.

if I begin to think about the Christmas holidays, going to the Cape with oldest friends, relaxing more with my family, and then picturing myself in an airplane pointed toward my favorite city in the world---nothing seems to feel real anymore.

I'd like to post a job offering, it's very simple. Dissatisfied and disillusioned college student searching for someone punctual and cruel to wake her up out of reveries (at least in the morning, and then again when it hits 10 at night). Must be able to fill, hoist, and throw without mercy the entire contents of at least one bucket of water on said college student. (and then make her coffee afterward)

interested applicants can contact me with a CV and photo attached, danke sehr.

-lab